Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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