So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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