hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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