I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
it's great music for shaving your balls
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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