Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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