Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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