Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
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