I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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