he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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