Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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