My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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