Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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