I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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