If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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