At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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