just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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