I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Your dad touched me again.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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