This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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