Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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