She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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