i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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