We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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