did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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