You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Small penises have feelings too.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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