why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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