she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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