how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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