I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Randomize
