Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I would fuck him just for his dog
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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