My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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