I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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