Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I have aggressive nipples.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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