I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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