Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
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