Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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