He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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