? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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