Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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