Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
