Do vagina's smell?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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