Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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