i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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