hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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