i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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