My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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