the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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