Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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