haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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