Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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