You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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