Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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